Something borrowed, something bitchy

Yes, I admit, I watch "Bridezillas," and I've long thought the couples were faking their zilla-ness for the cameras. But no one has been more of a fake than the recent bride, Lisa Coppola, a wannabe actress who obviously thought she would earn acting jobs by going just completely over-the-top...shredding a veil, smashing cake into her father's face when he dared bring a birthday cake to her rehearsal dinner, insisting her fiance (who is also her ex-husband) pay $9000 per person for airfare so she could fly first class to Bora Bora, etc. So, so fake.

And now the restaurant owner where she had her rehearsal dinner is spilling the beans...her bridezilla-ness was planned and fake as her boobs. Note the WE network editor's note at the top denying the fakery. Riiiiiight.

Update: WE apparently yanked the post, but essentially, the poster said he owned the restaurant where Lisa and Andrew had their rehearsal dinner, and he gave them a deal in order to have his place shown on TV. (He was upset that the name of the place was only flashed briefly.) He also said that producers came in and told him the bride was going to be smashing cake in someone's face (her dad's) and where would be the best place to not make a mess...the poster wisely pointed out that if they knew she was going to do it, it was obviously scripted.

He went on to say it was the groom, not the bride, who was the real Zilla, and said that he saw the bride and her maids "rehearsing" the whole scene where she told them to stuff their bras...said Lisa couldn't get through it without laughing.

Reality TV, whee!